You can find love in advertising.

It seems our print ads for Robinson Guitars in the Robb Report led another business to consider us. Brian Alex is a musician who creates custom love songs -- in other words, he interviews you, learns about your relationship and then writes and records a song.

There will be a new ad that we created for Brian's company in the next Robb Report. The headline is, "I'll touch your wife in places she's never been touched before."

Brian's songs aren't cheesy. Ergo, they're not cheap. Expect to pay $7,500.

Brian is also a hell of a nice guy with a wicked sense of humor. Don't worry, it won't be like you're phoning a wannabe Michael Bolton. But if you have someone really special in your life or you're in the doghouse or you've just got $7,500 burning a hole in your pocket, contacting Brian would be a really good idea.